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Hi, I'm FlightAttendantX, but you can call me Colin. By some random net-surfing or by reccomendation from another person on Sheezy, you have arrived at my page of magic and wonderiment. Feel free to look around, leave some comments, whatever. Please keep in mind that quality is NOT my first objective in my artwork, and comments such as "LOL U NOT DRWA GOOD U SUK ROFL" are not appreciated. I like to think I'm a nice person, and flaming is something you'll never see me doing. Some may describe my personality as "silly," "quirky," or "vermillion." They're generally correct.

I like/love: Pokemon(ONLY THE GAMES), pasta, Halo, Star Wars, making obscure references, people who understand the obscure references I make, people who use correct spelling and grammar, the Super Nintendo, love, music, Dance Dance Revolution, food in general, joke flashes, Alistaire(or whatever it's calling itself now,) and many more things which number so greatly that I couldn't type them all here.

I dislike/hate: People who take things too seriously, presumptous people, people who refuse to see both sides of an issue, radicals of ANY religion, emos, small dogs, racial double-standards(African-Americans calling themselves "niggas" but flipping out when called so by people of a different race,) Final Fantasy 7 and people who say that it's the best in the series, energy drinks, the WB, furries(!), and oh, so much more that I won't list here.

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TALES FROM BEYOND PRICE CHOPPER pt. 1 posted Mar 27th 2007, 1:56AM
Mood: SlowMusic: Another World-Joe Jackson
1. "ZOMG USE SOME SHAMPOO."
Okay, so it's a regular, fairly busy afternoon, and I'm bagging groceries with amazing craftmanship as usual, when out of nowhere, this woman(?) with male-pattern baldness and greasy strands of brown hair approaches me. Now, my first thought was "I wonder if she's been using anabolic steroids," but all conscious thought was then obliterated in a fiery mental holocaust. The SMELL emanating from this woman's hair was like the olfactory equivalent of Death himself. It was worse than the "artichoke fart." I had to apologize for going into an uncontrollable fit of coughing, blaming it on "a winter bug." I did my best to plaster the fake enthusiasm mask on, but I swear I nearly went into blackout several times. When I was done with the order, I would have sighed with relief had it not required me to inhale. However, Murphy's Law was certainly in effect here, as she then asked me to help her out to her car with her groceries. It didn't get any better, believe me. And of course she didn't tip.

2. GO!
Theres this guy who hangs around the store who I guess is the husband or other relative of an employee, Ellen. Anyway, several years back, Paul had a stroke. It impaired his speech. His vocabulary now is limited. When he tries to form coherent sentences, it comes out as "YES! Go with the good to go what go."(Yes, I can help you with that milk.) I know it's kind of mean, but this one time I walked up to him and said to him, "Ready, steady..." to which he replied "GO!" I'm going to hell. ;_;

That's all for now.
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  • 'Absolute PROOF that yaoigrrl18 is a shameless thief.' by FlightAttendantX
  • 'A graphic account of me pulling my hamstring.' by FlightAttendantX
  • 'Colin has had one too many Rasinets.' by FlightAttendantX
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  • 'JOOBY NUMBAH WON' by FlightAttendantX
  • 'Sandstorm ID' by FlightAttendantX
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  • 'ROCKETJONES SHELDON' by FlightAttendantX
  • 'No one is safe from Google Earth.' by FlightAttendantX
  • 'MGS3 ID' by FlightAttendantX
  • 'OMGDEWDLES numero uno' by FlightAttendantX
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Doctor Dolittle Says: (May 10th 2007, 3:28AM)
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http://www.sheezyart.com/view/1209313/

Another one from Alistaire to Colin. Speaking of which, I'm about to call you and should I have pickles for dinner?!
yaoigrrl18 Says: (Mar 31st 2007, 4:01AM)
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thnx 4 the watch lol!!!

will u signe the patition 2 get master fuckberry banned?!!?!!
Doctor Dolittle Says: (Mar 8th 2007, 6:05AM)
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I thot u need thz, yo:

gmanfacial.ytmnd.com
faoiltiarn Says: (Dec 2nd 2006, 6:58AM)
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I love Darude, Sandstorm!

*dances around the page*
*dances some more*
MrFlameThrower Says: (Oct 10th 2006, 3:51AM)
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Moving from topic to topic.
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